“A dark but pleasant establishment in the city of Scranton.”

Located inside the historical Ritz Theater, this dining experience specializes in fine cocktails and one of a kind fare. Our unique menu offers shareable (and not sharable) bites of contemporary cuisine, contributing to Noir’s encapsulating atmosphere. Quench your thirst with one of our meticulously crafted specialty cocktails and go beyond the norm with everything that Noir has to offer. Owned by Josh Balz and James Olecki and General Manager Morgan Kapral.

18+ Establishment, Valid ID Required for Entry

Electronic Gift Cards

Noir electronic gift cards are now available!

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Menu

(VEG) vegetarian - (V) vegan - (GF) gluten free

Some menu items have to be altered to fit your dietary criteria, so even if you see this symbol, always tell your server one of the above so your meal can be prepared correctly. Please also inform us of any allergies or dietary restrictions.

PLEASE NOTE: THE ITEMS ON THIS MENU CHANGE REGULARLY.
BE SURE TO CHECK WITH YOUR SERVER IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

- NOIR

For The Belly Of The Beast

You can share these with your braindead friends... or you can tell them to buzz off and devour them selfishly.

Ask your server for our daily dessert collection

Protein Add Ons: Chicken, Vegan Chicken, Beef Burger, Veggie Burger, Bacon, Shrimp

(VEG) vegetarian - (VG) vegan - (GF) gluten free

RESERVE A TABLE

Reserve a table now!
Please click on the button below to use our online reservation system to secure your table at Noir Dark Spirits.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

  • Valid ID is required for entry. At this time, this also excludes children and babies accompanied by parents. We are primarily a bar and function as such. We play some music with vulgar language and display imagery that includes sexuality and violence. Above all, our clientele needs to feel free to let their freak flags fly, and children make this difficult and uncomfortable for many. We love kids but please don’t try to bring them to our bar! You will not be permitted entry.

  • Yes, we love all black attire! But it is not a requirement whatsoever. If you want to wear a band tee, lingerie, a costume, a ballgown, scrubs, or bright rainbow colors... it’s all welcome! Dress up, dress down… Just be yourself.

  • Reservations can be booked via our online booking platform, calling us directly, or shooting us an email. Please note we always recommend checking online first, the availability is always accurate and up to date! Parties 6 or more must be booked through an employee, as we do require a credit card on file to hold a large table. This is not a deposit- you will only be charged if you violate our cancellation policy.

  • For example, if you make a reservation at 7pm, you will have the table until 9pm. Sometimes there is some wiggle room here, so you can discuss seating times with your server. If you aren’t quite ready to leave us, we would gladly continue to serve you in our bar area. Thank you for respecting our staff and other patrons!

  • Based on availability, you can reserve our lounge, dining room, or both for private events and parties. Pricing will vary based on day of the week, party size, and staff required, so please feel free to contact us at noir.reservations@gmail.com for more information.

  • Our staff and customers are essentially our family. There will be zero tolerance for any hateful speech or offensive actions. And keep your hands to yourself! If our staff wants you to touch them, they’ll ask 😊